What the Hell Does “Toned” Mean, Anyway?

A toned, tanned and taut Tina tried on her tiny two-piece and thought she looked tantalizing. What does “toned” mean? It means magazine sales. It ranks up there with Secret Weight Loss Miracle Metabolism Belly Fat Diet. It’s a women’s magazine thing, cuz dudes are all about the mass, and women are about not the … Continue reading What the Hell Does “Toned” Mean, Anyway?