We’re all in agreement that United sucks, right? I actively avoid United whenever possible. As...
HUGE FUCKING SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t read this. I’m just...
It’s been almost a year since I wrote about this asshole, and he just won’t...
They must get tired of failing all the time. They tried to bring down Captain...
I understand that one-eyed trouser trout you’re packing is your favorite thing in all creation....
CW: Suicide James here. This guest post is written by my friend Daniel Wallen. He...
Whoever said “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” obviously never had crème brûlée. I...
I get a lot of leeway in life, because I have pale skin and a...